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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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