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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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