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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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