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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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