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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Molly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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