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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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