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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Voldemort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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