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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊
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