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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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