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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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