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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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