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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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