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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺
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