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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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