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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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