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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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