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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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