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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Zeus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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