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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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