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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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