Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.