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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍
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