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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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