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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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