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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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