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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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