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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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