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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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