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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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