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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊
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