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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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