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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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