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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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