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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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