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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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