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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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