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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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