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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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