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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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