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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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