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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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