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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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