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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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