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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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