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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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