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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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