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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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