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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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