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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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