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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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