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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Voldemort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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