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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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