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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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