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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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